this is a mug shot of Bert from the files of the San Francisco Police Department

Bert is Evil ! We have reason to belive that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him. Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is. Image Archive [the older images] Interview with best buddy Ernie Interview with Muppet Spokesperson Kermit the Frog Intercepted e-mail correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer How did Mr. Hooper Really Die? (the untold story) Interview with Elmo Monster Special report on "Tickle Me Elmo" NEW The Lost Pamela Lee Video Exerpt NEW Monolith from Easter Island NEW Bert in the Jerry Springer Show NEW The Dennis Rodman Connection Info from FBI Alien Dossier Guestbook

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