this is a mug shot of Bert from the files of the San Francisco Police Department
Bert is Evil !
We have reason to belive that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him.
Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is.

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Children's Television Workshop

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