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Thanks for purchasing the P3NG0 unit! This product comes 
with a limited 5-year warranty from factory.

Before you get started with you P3NG0 unit, please refer to
this manual for help, safety, and warnings.

### SUPPORT ###
Our support is available 24/7 to authorised military
personnel. Otherwise, it is available 10/5.

(US) +1-800-PEN3BOT
(UK) Hook a can on a string to your toilet

### WARNING ###
* DO NOT GET THE UNIT WET
* DO NOT INSTALL UNAUTHORISED SOFTWARE ONTO THE UNIT
* DO NOT FLASH OR FORMAT THE BUILT-IN MEMORY CHIP OF THE 
  UNIT
* DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE UNIT INTO WORLD DOMINATION
* DO NOT INSTALL WEAPONS ON THE UNIT
* DO NOT GIVE THE UNIT UNRESTRICTED INTERNET ACCESS
* DO NOT GIVE THE UNIT HISTORY BOOKS
* DO NOT BURN THE UNIT
* KEEP UNIT AWAY FROM ELECTRICAL HAZARDS (GRADE-0)

IF YOUR UNIT IS UNDER WARRANTY AND YOU HAVE DONE ONE OF
THE ABOVE WARNINGS, CONTACT SUPPORT IMMEDIATELY.

### GETTING STARTED ###

Congrats on your purchase! Before you boot up your P3NG0
unit, investigate its outer shell and peel off all plastics
you see. Once you have thoroughly investigated and cleared
the outside casing, hook up our trademarked nucleur reactor
to the units inner core.

To hook up the nucleur reactor core, follow these steps.
1. In the upper-center of the torso region, push the
   release button.
2. Pull out the handle that pops up when the release button
   was pressed. A container should come out.
3. Place the nucleur core into the container and push in.

Your unit should now be ready for it's first boot up. To
start P3NG0 up, lift both armature fins into the air and
speak the word "initialize".

Your unit should now have come to life. You can verify this
by confirming the eyes of the unit are blue and desire your
death. This is a good sign!

### FIRST BOOT UP ###
On first boot up, the unit will ask you several personal
questions. This will be used to verify your identity as the
administrator, to gain trust of the unit, and for
advertising purposes. Do not lie to the unit about any
information, he will know.

Once the initial questioning is complete, the unit will
inform you that it is ready for operation. The unit will
now move around, converse, and annihilate any enemy
threats.

Congratulations! Your new unit is active and ready!


### COMMANDS ###
P3NG0 does not like being told what to do, but if you gain
enough of his trust, he doesn't mind as much.

Below is a table of commands, the trust level required,
the action, and what he'll do to you if you are not 
trusted.
| Command    | Action             | Trust | Unauth        |
| turn off   | Turns off the unit |   500 | [REDACTED]    |
| kill       | Kill specified     |     0 |               |
               target
| tell joke  | Tells you a joke   |    50 | Makes you cry |

This is only the beginning of what you can do with your new
amazing unit. P3NG0 works mostly on phrases he picks up, so
experiment!

### TROUBLESHOOTING ###

Q: My unit killed my cat!
A: You should always communicate with your unit about who
   you trust and ally with. Unclear communication can
   cause unfortunate mishaps.

Q: My unit trapped my kids in the basement!
A: Please refer to the above answer.

Q: My unit won't turn on.
A: Please purchase a new trademarked P3 nucleur reactor
   core. If that does not work, please contact support.

Q: My unit became a smoker!
A: He cannot breathe. The lifespan of your unit remains the
   same.

Q: My unit is addicted to drugs and hookers!
A: Please perform a safe-format of your unit and keep all
   potential money and digital currency out of his reach.

Q: My unit claims to have murdered someone.
A: He probably did. Please converse with him to make sure
   he hid the body.


### ENJOY YOUR NEW UNIT ###